CrabDiving – Thu 030118 – White House Chaos & Trump’s Surprise Tariffs

The White House chaos has been off the chain as of late, even by Trumpian standards. So-called president Trump plunged the markets into lunacy over his announcement regarding steel and aluminum tariffs. Sleepy Smurf, a.k.a. HUD head Ben Carson canceled the order for his massively expensive table. Obamacare has reached an all time high in popularity. Chief of a Crappy Staff John Kelly joked about missing his old job. An Alabama Republican suggested hanging the Ten Commandments in schools would prevent mass shootings. The Crabs covered the war in Texas betwixt ignorant anti-choice factions. Cheeto Teats mused wistfully about executing drug dealers. A horrendous, racist Boston cop harassed an African American and it was all captured on video. Finally, conserva-loon Alex Jones defended accusations of antisemitism by reminding us his wife had a big nose.

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