CrabDiving – Thu 030217 – Sessions Recused & Obama Saved Intelligence On Twitler

Sessions recused himself from investigations into possible Russian connections with the regime of Shitler. It was learned son-in-law to Twitler and White House big-wig Jared Kushner might have lied about meetings he had with Russian officials. President Obama and his staff went out of their way to preserve evidence that could possibly implicate members of the Trump Administration regarding Putin shenanigans. Senator Rand Paul demanded to see the GOP’s health care plan and was shown nothing. The oxy-walrus AKA Rush Limbaugh suggested Barack Obama assigned operatives to go after The Donald and his White House team. Tramp rallies on Monday proved sad. A lunatic pastor raged against Planned Parenthood after a donation to the organization was made in his name. Former Star Trek Captain, actor Patrick Stewart said he was applying for American citizenship in order to fight the good fight against Czar Cheeto Fingers. A GOP lawmaker admitted to only having a degree from a certain steakhouse’s training academy. The orange-a-hole-face’s pick for Secretary of the Interior lifted restrictions on lead, cuz who doesn’t like lead!

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