CrabDiving – Thu 030818 – Trump’s Fake Tariffs-Signing Ceremony & Ted Cruz’s Sad Jingle

Trump’s fake tariffs-signing ceremony proved typical political science fiction bull-crap from the Cheeto Administration. Shitler minion Mnuchin had to remind PEEOTUS to sign the stupid piece of meaningless paper at faux event. Our most corrupt White House bolstered efforts for the upcoming elections in Pennsylvania. Sassy Senator Cruz released a jacked-up jingle attacking his progressive political opponent. The Crabs learned four people possibly could be in possession of Donald dick pics. GOP Barbarian Corey Lewandowski refused to answer questions from the intel committee. The French said they would fight back if a trade war was started. The orange-a-hole-face met with video game execs in an effort to end gun violence, cuz stupid. Progressives mocked Interior Czar Zinke for spending over six figures on three office doors. Vomit-bag and former conqueror of a bird sanctuary Ryan Bundy, son of disgusting Cliven, announced he was running for Governor of Nevada.


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