Trump fumes over special counsel and the Crabs reported upon it bigly. Daddy of Fox News, Roger Ailes kicked the bucket and it’s possible, but not likely, his death caused a single reasonable tear to be shed. PEEOTUS proclaimed to the universe he would indeed rehire fired National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, if he could. With much seriousness and a modicum of sass, Lindsey Graham informed Murica the investigation of Shitler is criminal AF. A Morning Joe panel hinted Flynn turned on Pence, who should have known the disgraced National Security Adviser was dirty. Tsar Cheeto Fingers struck a Festivus tone whilst busting out a commencement speech to Coast Guard grads. RWNJ buffoon shock jock Alex Jones apologized for some idiotic garbage he puked forth regarding Chobani Yogurt, refugees and tuberculosis. In a “When Animals Get Pissed” segment, Pat and Ryan reviewed the sharkiest beaches on the planet, covered a bear attack and reviewed a particularly stupid and nasty snakebite.