CrabDiving – Thu 072717 – Scaramucci Unloads & GOP Health Care Madness

Scaramucci unloads on the record to a journalist and the new mouthpiece of Shitler suggests Steve Bannon is really just trying to self fellate. The Crabs covered the latest in the Senate health care voting frenzy. Supposed moderates of the GOP held a press conference promising a new AG would not be appointed. Senate dandy Lindsey Graham promised to unleash holy Hell if his racist buddy Jeff Sessions is fired. The Pentagon was possibly brought to the brink of war with North Korea due to a vague tweet from Cheeto Teats. An idiot, redneck Representative from Georgia moronically defended The Donald’s Twitter attack upon Senator Lisa Murkowski. The Czar of the Boy Scouts issued an apology for the offensive speech at their Jamboree by the orange a-hole-face. The approval rating of PEEOTUS dropped even lower. Christo-dink Jim Bakker stupidly warned Trump detractors that skygod would judge them harshly. Head Info-Warrior loon Alex Jones said Trump needed to be in a protected bunker due to a current coup attempt by liberals.

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