CrabDiving – Thu 111617 – Evil House Tax Bill Passed & Al Franken Accused

The evil house tax bill passed and once again, the Crabs marveled at the heartlessness and grossness of the not-so-grand-ole-party. The chief Trump administration economic advisor, Gary Cohn didn’t get the feedback he expected from CEOs regarding Shitler’s crap tax package. Treasonous Trump minion Jared Kushner forwarded emails about a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite to the campaign. Senator Al Franken was hit with groping allegations. The Crabs learned actor Sylvester Stallone, along with a bodyguard sexually assaulted a sixteen year old girl during the filming of the horrible flick “Over The Top.” Pat and Ryan reviewed racist, loony comments from Roy Moore’s lawyer during an MSNBC interview. RWNJ load Sandy Rios insanely encouraged Alabama voters to look past allegations of child rape and to vote for molester Roy Moore. The folks at Cards Against Humanity bought up lands bordering Mexico in an effort to slow the building of Trump’s stupid wall. A “family values” Christian GOP douche who pushed anti-gay legislation resigned after after he was busted cheating on his wife with a dude. A Democrat took a legislative seat traditionally occupied by conservatives in Okla-coma. Interior Secretary Ryan Dick-bag Zinke refused to provide docs to investigators looking into a travel scandal. A ridiculously gigantic Bible Museum built by the Christ-a-ban loads at Hobby Lobby is going to open in D.C. Evil conserv-a-jerk Jamie Johnson said blacks turned cities to ‘slums’ with ‘laziness, drug use and sexual promiscuity.’ evil gop tax bill passed

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