Nobody is shocked Trump’s impeachment lawyers suck. Alleged diddler Dershowitz slammed Shitler’s attorney saying he had no idea what Bizzaro World Atticus Finch was up to. Trump’s legal loons said Man-baby’s impeachment could lead to civil war. Trump-sucking-Senator Mike Lee blathered fascist Donald should get a Mulligan about the whole inciting the siege upon the Capitol thing. Of course, the former Rapist-In-Cheif golfed during the first of the day of the impeachment trial. A vaccine trial was halted because the jab proved ineffective against variants of the coronavirus. A mentally ill Heritage Foundation twit compared the orange one’s impeachment to fake trials during Stalin’s reign in Russia. Professional fascist wanker and former occupier of a deserted bird sanctuary started a network so domestic terrorists can better communicate. We learned more tapes of Crappy FLOTUS may exist like when Melanoma takes a steamy poo upon Christmas. Fascist Ivankar hopes people will forget she is a Trump. Lincoln Project celeb daughter, Claudia Conway will be featured on the next season of American Idol.
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