CrabDiving – Tue 032018 – Trump Congratulated Putin & Facebook Gets Investigated

Trump congratulated Putin on his yugggeee fraudulent election win! A former Playboy model sued to break her silence on her relationship with Shitler. The FTC announced an investigation into Facebook Russian shenanigans. The Book of Face Czar, Mark Zuckerberg, remained silent on the Cambridge Analytica scandal. The Crabs learned Trump Jr. had an affair with a former Apprentice contestant and country music star while his wife was preggers. . . oops. Neo-fascist shock jock Alex Jones defended Russia’s corrupt electoral process. A judge admonished GOP load Kobach for not carrying out his duty to Kansas voters. In yet another tale of racism in Trump’s America, an applicant for a coaching position at a Louisiana college was turned down because of his Jewish heritage. An army vet posted on social media about turning in his AR-15 and was met with violent threats. Cheeto Teats attempted to woo a high profile lawyer but failed. Conserv-a-twunt Jeff Flake said he’d support impeachment if the orange one fired Mueller. We racked up another school shooting for 2018. And lots more!

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