CrabDiving – Tue 090616 – Gretchen Carlson FOX Settlement & Glenn Beck’s American Dream Dies, Lit’rally

The Gretchen Carlson FOX settlement was huge, which makes you think the land of Roger Ailes was pretty darn creepy. Governor Rick Perry is getting fitted for a dance belt, color The Crabs there! Greta Van Susteren says buh bye to the pervy folks at Faux News. Obama is not sounding optimistic about the rest of the planet after the G20 Summit. RWNJ crazy and Blaze Poohbah Glenn Beck bids his dreams of producing claymation and a warrior/Jesus/Santa movie farewell, as his American Dream Labs dissolve into nada. Evil skesis Ann Coulter should have gone with the jokes written for her by comics from Comedy Central. Al Franken is tattled on via Twitter for a Clinton/Weiner joke and issues an apology. Madame Secretary coughed again, cue the GOP ninnies. Writer, actor and comic Patton Oswalt handed dickhead pharma bro Martin Shkreli his ass in glorious fashion. The heartless, evil DNA stains at Dakota Access Pipeline attacked the Sioux Tribe with a private army equipped with attack dogs and pepper spray.

Gretchen Carlson FOX Settlement

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