Crappy businessman Trump fell off the Forbes 400 wealthiest list. California declared a state of emergency because of a massive oil spill. Australia announced a ban on foreign tourists until at least 2022 due to the pandemic. Former Apprentice star and ex-Trump staffer Omarosa Manigault said Trump might not be healthy enough for a presidential run. In Europe a Q-inspired kidnapping over coronavirus treatment went down. The government is poised to pull the trigger on a trillion-dollar coin to preserve the debt ceiling. Insurrectionists who attacked the Capitol on January 6th may have been tipped off about a handful of unreinforced windows. Pop icon Justin Bieber announced a foray into the corporate weed biz. Body cams show Minneapolis cops hunting down civilians during the George Floyd protests. A suspicious van occupied by a radicalized Trump-a-lo was parked outside the Supreme Court. MAGAT-troll Lt. Governor Mark Robinson blathered some mouth-garbage about a one-devil devouring your mind. Conserv-a-load Tony Spell and wanker Alex Jones agreed the U.N. has control over the weather and the devil is hell-bent on depopulating the Earth.
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