CrabDiving – Tue 111417 – Jeff Sessions Amnesia & Roy Moore, Mall Troll

Jeff Sessions amnesia was off the chain when the racist Gollum GOP load testified to congress. The evil, woman-hating conservatives slipped a “poison abortion pill” into their already-horrible tax reform bill. Democratic Rep. Karen Bass lit up Sessions during congressional testimony regarding a crap DOJ report on “black identity extremists.” Sexual abuser and Republican candidate for Senate Roy Moore was allegedly banned from an Alabama shopping mall back in the day for being a creepy perv. Blobfish impersonator Mitch McConnell announced he was exploring options to expel Moore, if the rapey GOP candidate gets elected. The well-exercised, evil, conservative douche Paul Ryan said Republican Roy Moore should bow out of the upcoming special election. RWNJ idiot Bryan Fischer puked forth some garbage about religion in an effort to defend child molester GOP candidate Roy Moore. Horrendous conserva-jerks Sandy Rios and Coach Dave also came to the defense of kid diddler Moore. The Crabs learned Australia is having issues with dangerous sharks and evil anti-marriage equality homophobes.  A Florida man happened upon a crap load of nose candy whilst combing the beach. Finally, heinous religious freak Jim Bakker warned hell would surely break loose is Dems regain power.
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4 comments for “CrabDiving – Tue 111417 – Jeff Sessions Amnesia & Roy Moore, Mall Troll

  1. Jeffery Ansani
    November 15, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Gutierrez from Chicago is Puerto Rican not Mexican. Maybe that’s why your Pops doesn’t like him. All these investigations will go nowhere. Ryan’s right, just a waste of time and money.

    • Jeffery Ansani
      November 15, 2017 at 4:04 pm

      I believe Sessions expressed admiration for KKK, until he found out some of them smoked weed.

      • Jeffery Ansani
        November 15, 2017 at 4:12 pm

        One lawyer said Sessions told him he thought the KKK was “OK until I found out they smoked pot.” (ABC News story June 12 2017)

        • crabdiving
          November 15, 2017 at 4:58 pm

          Yup. And that racist elf also said “good people” don’t smoke weed. Thanks for listening!

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