The Trump FBI festivus continued over the holidays and the Crabs reviewed the angry tweets of Cheeto Teats. Small donations powered progressive wins in the Virginia House. A GOP lawmaker stupidly suggested a purge of the FBI in an effort to take out the “deep state.” Scrooge Shitler wished Murica a Merry Christmas via Twitter. Trump slammed the FBI and Hillary for the claims in the “garbage dossier.” PEEOTUS said he would get back to work after Xmas, but instead, man-baby hit the golf course. Hateful Senator Orin Hatch dumbly stated Trump would prove to be best POTUS ever. Loony Louie Gohmert said Mueller was out for Trump’s scalp. British PM Theresa May and her government urged Prince Harry to not invite Obama to his wedding because it would anger the snubbed Don-the-Can. GOP load Mike Huckabee insanely compared the orange-a-hole-face to Churhill. Our so-called FLOTUS informed the Republic of her most favorite TV program. A Muslim Olympian was attacked by trolls for wishing followers a merry Christmas. Creepo and actor Steven Segal wrote an action novel about himself overthrowing the “deep state.” 
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