CrabDiving – Wed 022515 – Pat Robertson Ain’t A Mars Fan, Texas Secessionists Busted By Fuzz

This Wednesday, the Crabs cover the following stories: Pat Robertson isn’t much for Mars cuz it ain’t in the Bible; RWNJs want Christianity dubbed our “national religion”; Texas secessionists are pissed cuz the po-po raided their revolution party; the socialist candidate for Mayor in Chicago might win; Minnesotans blessed with “none of the above” as a voting option; Pryor’s wife calls monster-rapist Cosby “dirty.” Finally, a big Crabby “eat me” to the Republicans that wanna hold homeland security funding hostage.

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