The Ivanka Trump White House role smelled of nepotism today as the Crabs mused over the soul of the nation’s First Daughter. Statements from the FBI contradicted the fiction spun by ninny Nunes regarding the House investigation of ties between the team of Twitler and Russia. Ex-Shitler Campaign Manager Paul Manafort might have laundered money for Uncle Nipples through a Cyprus bank. A dickbag running for Governor in Virginia busted out the racist Confederate Flag at a campaign stop. In a moment of “no-duh,” it was proved the Civil War was about slavery. Czar Of Amazon, Jeff Bezos was named the second richest human on the planet. A teabilly congress douche was charged with 28 counts of fraud. RWNJ mentally ill hate-caster Alex Jones proclaimed George Soros the head of the “Jewish mafia.” Finally, King Cheetoh Fingers received negative feedback from supporters regarding his stupid and all too frequents tweets.
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