The Crabs take a close look the idiot Jade Helm nutjobs, plus the usual amazing headlines. Debris from one of those planes that disappeared in Malaysia has been discovered. The adorned ding-a-ling of Lenny Kravitz pops out for some air. Marijuana is not as dangerous as heroin according to the geniuses at the DEA. The Mormons have released pictures of their fancy, magical rocks. Natalia Molchanova, champion free diver, does not make it back to the surface. A neighborhood watch dude in #Florida shoots a burglar. Geraldo Rivera threatens to take-it-outside with Trump advisor Roger Stone. Conservatives are incredibly butt-hurt regarding the ban on high capacity magazines enacted in Los Angeles. RWNJ online rag, World Net Daily catches the evil, demonic spirit of Obama and it’s not M.A.N.T.I.S. Bryan Fischer turns his attention from “The Gay” to “The Abortion.” Crazy redneck lunatics are busted for making tennis ball bombs that were to be used in the great Jade Helm 15 conflict. The Frothy Mixture (Santorum) campaign is bleeding bucks and rethinking strategy. And more laughs!
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Jade Helm Nutjobs & Obama’s Spirit Animal Is Not M.A.N.T.I.S.
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