CrabDiving – Wed 091918 – Trump Attacks Sessions & Printed Gun Guy Arrested For Sex With A Child

The loony circus in the White House continued as Trump attacks session and Shitler sadly claims he no longer has an AG. A schoolmate of Kavanaugh’s accuser recalls hearing about the alleged sexual assault long before the creep was up for a SCOTUS nomination. A reporter gasped as he heard Cheeto tell a hurricane Florence victim to “have a good time.” The thin-lipped, racist Attorney General limited judges’ ability to dismiss deportation cases. The FBI said they would apply redactions to the Russia investigation files The Donald is demanding be released. A handful of Trumpalos have said they now regret their vote for the orange fascist. Alec Baldwin let slip his niece is married to Justin Bieber, oops. In a “When Animals Get Pissed” segment, the Crabs learned all about a giant rattlesnake “rescued” from the Pensacola Beach. Alabama Animal Control caught a giant lizard known as a tegu. When a whack Texan gun activist isn’t 3-D printing guns, the creepy douche is apparently paying minors for sex, cuz Murica! Finally, in a moment that will make you sad for humanity, an African American woman campaigning for office in Wisconsin was questioned by police because she was walking in a white neighborhood while being black. trump attacks sessions

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