The Crabs reviewed the ridiculous GOP fake uranium scandal on this episode. Our legislative bodies announced plans to reform internal procedures for reporting sexual harassment allegations. Racist elf-Gollum Jeff Sessions explained to low functioning loons in the House, namely Jim Jordan, why facts are the basis for the formation of special counsels. Republican Ron Johnson opposes Trump’s crap tax reform. Shep Smith, the only sane anchor at Faux News, was poo-pooed by his moronic audience due to his logical, well thought out explanation of the Uranium One non-scandal. Most Americans rightly believe Shitler is unfit to be POTUS. North Korea sentenced Cheeto Teats to death for throwing shade at their Not-So-Great-Leader. Ferry union workers in Australia have no love for a newly named member of their fleet. RWNJ Christo-dink Jim Bakker embraced religious lunacy by claiming Apache helicopters were mentioned in the Bible. A gun shop owner was busted on camera refusing to sell a firearm to customer based on skin color. Methy chaos Nazi Steve Bannon secretly considered pulling his support of molester Roy Moore in the Alabama senate race. GOP poobah Lindsey Graham proclaimed that if child abuser Roy Moore can’t be in a mall then he can’t be allowed in the senate. During an interview on MSNBC, attorney for sexual predator Moore attempted to justify the criminal behavior of his client by suggesting his Canadian Muslim interviewer would find it culturally acceptable to date a teenager.
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