CrabDiving - Wed 121317 - Jones Defeats Moore & Bye Bye, Omarosa

Jones defeats Moore was today’s main headline, and the dirtbag GOP/Bannon butthurt was wonderfully prolific. Though Doug Jones defeated molester Roy Moore, the Republican sexual predator has yet to concede. Conservative Peter King ripped blotch Nazi Bannon a new a-hole for the campaign he ran for kid-diddler Moore. The pro-life announced their dismay over what disgraced Judge Moore did for their crap cause. Former reality show contestant Omarosa was fired from her White House position and had to be dragged away by the Secret Service… hilarious. The Crabs reviewed the grossness of the evil GOP tax scam bill. Racist RWNJ crackpot Sandy Rios stupidly stated the allegations against Moore, unlike Obama birtherism, were far fetched. Authoritarian President of Turkey Erdogan said the U.S. should not be involved in the Middle East peace process because of Trump’s moronic Jerusalem announcement. And more!