On Tuesday’s show, the Crabs discuss the following headlines: Senator gets high on Colorado’s own supply while doing government stuff; Congressman Mo Brooks is live from the War On Whites; Michele Bachmann is in favor of a 100% tax on money immigrants send home to their families #WWJD; if you’re afraid of being shot by Larry Pratt, you’re actually extending a compliment to the #RWNJ; app silences Satan #ThankYouSteveJobs; Ted Nugent tells Glenn Beck that he is even more traditional than many American Indians #wow. Lastly, whoever runs “Straight White Guy Festival” should hire a proofreader.