On this episode of CrabNation, Ryan calls Pat from the Redneck Riviera as they mull over the following tales of Murica: a dude in Australia goes for a swim and is eaten by a prehistoric man-eating sea monster; Ebola is still trending in Africa; another rich white basketball owner is forced to sell his franchise at a tremendous profit; Olbermann calls for Goodell’s head; Morgan Freeman has 2 planes #FlyingMissDaisy; Fox And Friends weighs in oh so insensitively regarding the horrendous Ray Rice domestic abuse scandal; the black man shot to death by cops while perusing Walmart’s selection of BB guns took bullets to the back. Finally, if the pastor of your mega-church refers to women as “penis homes,” it’s bad for the bottom line.