On this episode of CrabNation, Pat and Ryan discuss the following stories: cops in Missouri would like folks protesting the slaying of a teenager to demonstrate during the day rather than at night #overtime; Los Angeles police shoot a teenager who allegedly was laying face down on the ground; the wife of a bigoted anti-gay politician in the Republic Of Texas leaves him for a woman #awesome; an Oklahoma Governor begs Satanists to not conduct a black mass in their God-fearing crappy state; Elisabeth Hasselbeck equates Christian persecution in Iraq with “Christian persecution” here. #stupid