CrabNation Wednesday brings you the following headlines: Bryan Fischer links lesbianism to obesity #Murica; Joan Rivers lives; Uncle Nipples AKA Putin is calling for a cease-fire for a war that supposedly doesn’t exist; RWNJ warns his listeners about the dangers of big sodomy. Also, the Crabs welcome Los Angeles comedian Brent Parris in studio for a good ole helping of commie-pinko-liberal rage.