CrabDiving – Wed 042121 – Maniacal Tucker Carlson Triggered By Cop Who Says Derek Chauvin Was Guilty

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Maniacal Tucker Carlson triggered by cop who says Derek Chauvin was guilty. AG Merrick Garland announced a DOJ probe into the Minneapolis Police. Burning Man said only vaccinated attendees would be admitted to their fest but they may have walked…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042021 – Killer Cop Derek Chauvin Was Found Guilty On All Counts

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Killer cop Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all counts. Pelosi tabled the move to censure Maxine cuz duh. William Barr dropped the f-bomb over voter fraud allegations sold to Shitler by the sex trafficking congressperson. Pedo-rocker Ted Nugent got…

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CrabDiving – Mon 041921 – Minneapolis Prepares For The Derek Chauvin Verdict

Minneapolis prepares for the Derek Chauvin verdict. The Speaker of the House defended Maxine Waters. An Oath Keeper Czar said their ranks include active duty law enforcement folk. The CDC shared numbers boasting the efficacy of coronavirus vaccines. Fascists of…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041621 – Trump May Be Jealous of Bolsonaro’s Disastrous COVID-19 Response In Brazil

Trump may be jealous of Bolsonaro’s disastrous COVID-19 response in Brazil. There was a mass shooting at a FedEx facility. Biden hasn’t lifted Trump’s refugee cap yet. The science-denying Governor of one of the Dakotas pledged to accept zero illegal…

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CrabDiving – Thu 041521 – Democrats In The House Advanced A Reparations Bill

Democrats in the House advanced a reparations bill. A video showed a Chicago fatally shooting Adam Toledo. Christian hate-relic Pat RobertsĀ  Robertson suggested cops should stop killing black people because it was bad PR. The CEO of Pfizer announced the…

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