CrabDiving – Mon 050321 – Why Is Bill Gates Getting Divorced The Top Headline Everywhere?

Why is Bill Gates getting divorced the top headline everywhere? Apple and Amazon made crap tons of cash while Americans died from COVID. The Pfizer vaccine was approved for kids. Florida Governor DeathSantis of the gun-shine-state lifted all coronavirus restrictions.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 043021 – Republicans Are Attacking Reproductive Rights In 46 States

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Republicans are attacking reproductive rights in 46 states. Biden won’t rule out requiring the troops to get the jab.  Joel Greenberg implicated homie Matt Gaetz in a written confession saying he watched the rep have sex with a minor. In…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042921 – Repugnant Republicans Can’t Even Applaud Reducing Child Poverty

Repugnant Republicans Can't Even Applaud Reducing Child Poverty

Repugnant Republicans can’t even applaud reducing child poverty as shown at President Biden’s first address to congress. Former Shitler attorney Michael Cohen predicted Rudy G. was singing and mos def flipping on man-baby. Coronavirus has been spreading amongst horses. The…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042821 – Professional GOP Clown Rudy Giuliani’s Home and Office Were Raided By The Feds

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Professional GOP clown Rudy Giuliani’s home and office were raided by the Feds. President Biden has been playing Robin Hood along with a merry band of followers. Hate crime legislation in Georgia named for the late Ahmaud Arbery was passed.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042621 – We Finally Have Adults Running The Justice Department

We finally have adults running the Justice Department, as the DOJ announced an investigation into Louisville police practices following Breonna Taylor’s murder. Nobody watched the Oscars. Coronavirus has been surging in India and people are dying in the streets. The…

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