CrabDiving – Thu 052120 – Trump Whined That FOX News Isn’t Helping Republicans Enough & Henry Ford’s Good Bloodline

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Trump whined that Fox News isn’t helping Republicans enough. Shitler also claimed mail-in-voting was a shame even he partakes. The antisemitic dead carmaker and Nazi-friendly Henry Ford got a bizarre presidential shout-out complementing his “bloodline.” Political campaign GOP loser DeAnna…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052020 – Trump Is Losing His Tiny Mind Over States Allowing Voting By Mail & Biden Surging In Polls

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Trump is losing his tiny mind over states allowing voting by mail. As Shitler’s public approval of his handling of the virus drops, Biden’s lead over man-baby in the polls is increasing. The orange wanker tweeted out a fictitious post…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051920 – Pelosi Is Worried About Trump’s “Morbid Obesity” & Florida GOP Fudging COVID-19 Numbers

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Nancy Pelosi is worried about Trump’s “morbid obesity.” Shitler said people who passed away while taking hydroxychloroquine were going to die anyway. The fascist load in the White House also said Mike Pompeo’s staff should absolutely make themselves able to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

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You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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