CrabDiving – Wed 040120 – Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order & Lindsay Graham Seeks Donors

Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order

The Florida Governor finally issued a stay-at-home order, cuz damn. Wimbledon is canceled this year due to the pandemic. Mother’s Husband VP Pence claimed Trump is just an optimist about COVID-19. The government launched a coronavirus tracker app and the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 033120 – Trump Is Gutting Obama’s Clean Air Rules & Pastor Threatening “Woodstock” of Easter Gatherings

Trump Is Gutting Obama's Clean Air Rules

Trump is gutting Obama’s clean air rules, claiming cars will be “safer” without all that pesky emissions technology. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said the coronavirus is more dangerous than expected. The second banana pastor to the pastor that was…

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CrabDiving – Mon 033020 – Trump’s COVID-19 Press Conferences Are Getting Nuttier & Pastor Arrested For Unlawful Assembly

Trump's COVID-19 Press Conferences Are Getting Nuttier

Trump’s COVID-19 press conferences are getting nuttier and networks are opting to not even air them. Shitler accused healthcare of stealing masks, wtf??? An oddly righteous sheriff in Florida arrested evil moronic megachurch pastor Rodney Browne for holding two heavily…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032720 – Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors & The EPA Says Pollute Away

Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors

Trump thinks he knows more than the doctors and questioned New York’s need for 30000 ventilators. The New York death toll jumped by 134 overnight. Sky-god-sucker Irvin Baxter said coronavirus was a warning from Daddy of Jeebus because of all…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032620 – USA Now Leads The World In COVID-19 Cases & Nazi Planning To Bomb A Hospital Killed

USA Now Leads The World In COVID-19 Cases

The USA now leads the World in COVID-19 cases. New York said its hospitals will be overwhelmed under any coronavirus scenario. Data showed New Orleans will soon be the new epicenter of the virus. Shitler pandered to evangelicals by announcing…

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