CrabDiving – Wed 061219 – Elaine Chao’s Crazy Corruption & Trump’s Concentration Camps

Elaine Chao's Crazy Corruption

Elaine Chao’s crazy corruption scandal is significant even in Trump-i-verse. Former Starbuck’s Czar Howard Shultz is scaling back his crappy campaign for president. Federal spending has topped three trillion bucks under the Shitler Administration. Don Jr. said he had nothing…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061019 – Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump & Bieber vs. Cruise In The Octagon?

Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump

The squealing showboating Republicans defend Trump and surely the majority of Americans puked in their own mouths a little. Neo-Nazis scumbags enjoyed the protection of Detroit cops as the violent fascists disturbed the Pride parade. Watergate playuh John Dean rattled…

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CrabDiving – Fri 060719 – NASA Space Station Tourism & Minister Resigns Over Novel Exorcism Technique

NASA Space Station Tourism

The NASA Space Station tourism jaunt won’t be a trip you can book on Trivago. Presidential candidate Cory Booker introduced a plan to fight the current housing crisis. The employment numbers for last month were pure crap. Some feckless GOP…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060619 – Washington Supreme Court Decided Against A Homophobic Florist & Maybe Kellyanne Secretly Hates Trump

The Washington Supreme Court decided against a homophobic florist. World leaders honored the 75th anniversary of D-Day, and Trump – amazingly – didn’t totally embarrass the country. The Dems officially introduced a contempt resolution for Shitler henchmen AG Bill Barr…

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