CrabDiving – Fri 061419 – Democratic Debates Lineup & Trump Compared Melanie To Jackie O

Democratic debates lineup

The Democratic debates lineup was announced and the Crabs reviewed the two rosters. Trump called George Stephanopoulos a “little wise guy” during an exclusive sit down interview. Even though she violated the Hatch Act, man-baby can’t quit Kelleyanne Conway. The…

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CrabDiving – Thu 061319 – Traitor Trump Welcomes Foreign Election Meddling & The DNC Named The 20 Debate Candidates

Traitor Trump Welcomes Foreign Election Meddling

The traitor Trump welcomes foreign election meddling, saying it out loud in an interview with George Stephanopoulos. Shilter’s mouth-piece, AKA Sarah Sanders, is saying “Bye Felicia” to Cheeto’s White House. With well-deserved skepticism, the U.S. blamed Iran for new attacks…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061219 – Elaine Chao’s Crazy Corruption & Trump’s Concentration Camps

Elaine Chao's Crazy Corruption

Elaine Chao’s crazy corruption scandal is significant even in Trump-i-verse. Former Starbuck’s Czar Howard Shultz is scaling back his crappy campaign for president. Federal spending has topped three trillion bucks under the Shitler Administration. Don Jr. said he had nothing…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061019 – Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump & Bieber vs. Cruise In The Octagon?

Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump

The squealing showboating Republicans defend Trump and surely the majority of Americans puked in their own mouths a little. Neo-Nazis scumbags enjoyed the protection of Detroit cops as the violent fascists disturbed the Pride parade. Watergate playuh John Dean rattled…

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