CrabDiving – Fri 032125 – Trump’s Monstrous ICE Thugs Are Committing Crimes Against Humanity

Trump’s monstrous ICE thugs are committing crimes against humanity. Apartheid Elmo was almost briefed on secret China war plans. Shitler received low marks for his crappy economy. A loser GOP Rep was righteously booed for defending DOGE orcs. Senator Bernie…

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CrabDiving – Wed 032025 – Conspiracy Nuts Are Whining Over The Total Dud JFK Files

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Conspiracy nuts are whining over the total dud JFK files. Author and Senator Schumer got calls to resign from fellow Democrats. Former Infowars Czar Alex Jones called out Trump for being a “poop addict.” Vapid GOP demon Tucker Carlson blathered…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031725 – MAGA Made The World Hate The USA and Destroyed Our Allies’ Trust In Us

MAGA made the world hate the USA and destroyed our allies’ trust in us. Racist orc Trumpkin Tom Homan blathered drivel about ignoring judges and laws. A French legislator ripped the U.S. a new one and demanded we return the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031425 – GOP Authoritarians Are Increasingly Being Scorned in Public

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GOP authoritarians are increasingly being scorned in public, rightfully getting booed and challenged for the chaotic destruction they are wreaking upon our democratic republic. Spineless Senate Democrats led by Chuck Schumer helped the Republicans pass their poisoned continuing resolution. Odious…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031225 – Greenland Voters Sent Emphatic Middle Fingers To Trump

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Greenland voters sent emphatic middle fingers to Trump. Shitler and Tesla twerp Elon Musk used the White House as a showroom to peddle a crappy electric car that don’t charge good. Canada and EU took countermeasures against President Diaper Load’s…

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