CrabDiving – Fri 011725 – Cue GOP Squeals, As Biden Declared The Equal Rights Amendment The Law of the Land

Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler’s dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 011325 – Loonies Think Space Lasers and DEI Caused The L.A. Fires

Loonies think space lasers and DEI caused the L.A. fires. A judged cleared the release of Jack Smith’s report. A RWNJ blathered non-white immigrants need to feel discomfort. The pizza-gate gunman, the shoulders on which “Q”, was shot dead by…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011025 – North Carolina Republicans Are Literally Trying To Steal An Election

North Carolina GOP circa 2025

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it’s a day ending in “y.” SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There’s a class action against PayPal’s online discount finder…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010825 – That Orange Lunatic Will Send Us To War Against NATO

The orange lunatic will send us to war against NATO. During a speech from gaudy Mara Lago where the soon to be felon-in-chief blathered he’d seize Greenland and the Panama Canal, Trump’s adobe like face seemed stroke-struck. His make-up looked…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010625 – Trump’s Win Got Certified and Giuliani Got Held In Contempt

Trump’s win got certified and Giuliani got held in contempt hopefully over Zoom. Trudeau peaced-out and a Canadian PM told Shitler to gent bent over desires to take over his country. Charlie Angus also added existing laws prevent “sexual abusers”…

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