CrabDiving – Wed 062718 – SCOTUS Justice Kennedy Retiring & Democratic Socialists Win Primaries

The main headline on Wednesday of SCOTUS Justice Kennedy retiring seemed like the apocalypse. MSNBC’s Chris Matthews engaged in a screaming match regarding a simple SCOTUS question. Online bettors see Brett Kavanaugh as the likely nominee from Trump to the Supreme…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062518 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Booted & More Trumpists Being Racist

Sarah Huckabee Sanders booted from restaurant

Sarah Huckabee Sanders got booted out of a restaurant, and the RWNJ cries of total butthurt-dom were prolific. Dumbass deplorables threatened the wrong Red Hen. Trump issued an empty-headed response to the restaurant that kicked out his Press Secretary. Progressive…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062218 – Trump’s Bizarre Immigration PR Stunt & Perfume That Turns You Gay

trump horrific immigration pr stunt

We try to figure out Trump’s bizarre immigration PR stunt on this episode. The Crabs really couldn’t figure out why Trump autographed the photos of the crime victims. Supposedly, Shitler hated having to stop jailing babies. A Dem lawmaker played…

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