CrabDiving – Mon 100818 – Hope Hicks Got A FOX Job & Taylor Swift Disappoints Nazis

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Hope Hicks got a FOX job, so we can all sleep easily now. The racist, rapey Republicans fear the upcoming blue wave. Hurricane Michael is projected to hit close to the CrabDiving Studios. Lying Trump complained about “evil people” bringing…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100518 – Kavanaugh Will Be Confirmed & More Heinous Catholic Abuse

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Trump’s boy Kavanaugh will be confirmed, despite being a lying accused rapist. Senator Kamala Harris delivered a harsh rebuke of the sham Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Our so-called FLOTUS went to Africa and donned a colonial ridic pith helmet. Our rapist-in-chief…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100418 – SCOTUS Battle Continues & Democrat Activist Prepares Attack

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The SCOTUS battle continues and the Crabs, along with comedian Michael James Benson, cover the latest in politics. Certain GOP loads hinted they would vote to confirm creepy Kavanaugh. Rapey Brett’s roommate in Yale said the SCOTUS nominee is lying…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100318 – Trump Mocked Kavanaugh Accuser & Craven Lindsey Graham

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Trump mocked Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford and coward Senator Flake pretended to be upset about the sexist, crappy words of our POTUS. Fox and Friends disagreed with Trump’s tactic of attacking Ford. RWNJ Senator Graham told a crowd, “boo…

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