CrabDiving – Mon 022618 – Manbaby Pouty Trump & Mexican President Cancels Visit

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Pouty Trump was super sad a governor dissed his dumb idea of arming teachers. Draft dodging Shitler said he would have stopped the Parkland shooter, bone spurs and all. The White House confirmed Mexico un-RSVP’d. Governor Inslee gave Cheeto Teats “what…

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CrabDiving – Fri 022318 – Trump’s Fascist CPAC Speech & Democrats Rising

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Clips from Trump’s fascist CPAC speech were played on this episode of the anti-gun, anti-NRA political podcast. Shitler recited a racist poem about a snake to knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers. Evil corporations started to cut ties with the child-murders over at the…

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CrabDiving – Thu 022218 – Evil NRA Vermin CPAC Lowlights & More Manafort Charges

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Evil NRA vermin spokespeople were on parade as puke-troll Dana Loesch said at CPAC that the media loves gun massacres, while gun-skesis Wayne La Pierre accused the Democratic Party of being saboteurs who hate America. The First National Bank of Omaha…

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CrabDiving – Wed 022118 – Vile Parkland Conspiracies & Adios Billy Graham

A youtube video that inspired a heartless, idiotic conspiracy theory regarding the Parkland Massacre grossly trended to the number one position. The Crabs reviewed the awful details about Billy Graham’s life that were left out of his wrongfully glowing obituaries.…

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