The Daily Upper Decker – Tue 011618 – NFL Playoffs & Gronk Says Don’t Eat Laundry Detergent

Adam Feuerberg and Tommy Gimler survived their new year festivities and are sitting in a booth at the Speakeasy in Santa Monica talking NFL playoffs, Saints safety Marcus Williams throwing the game, Nick Foles’ massive dong, Rob Gronkowski having to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 011618 – Trump Medical Exam & Bannon Subpoenaed

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The Crabs reviewed the stellar results of the Trump medical exam. Portly Cheeto Teats’ Doc took responsibility for Trump’s previous slurring by overly drying up all the presidential “secretions”. The Mueller team subpoenaed meth Nazi Bannon on the same day…

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CrabDiving – Mon 011518 – Hawaii Missile Warning & Trump’s Porn Star Payoff

The Hawaii missile warning surely freaked folks out and the Crabs covered the whole snafu on this episode. Dem Dick Durbin demanded Trump release recordings of the meeting where Shitler busted out the shithole comment. Loony-bird broadcaster Alex Jones accused…

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