CrabDiving – Mon 040317 – Americans Distrust Trump & Was He Elected On Looks?

Americans distrust trump

Americans distrust Trump big-time! The Democrats said they would mos def filibuster conserv-a-jerk SCOTUS nominee Neil Gorsuch. Obama National Security Adviser Susan Rice asked to have the names of Shitler’s transition team unmasked and the Trumpalos are crying foul. An…

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CrabDiving – Fri 033117 – Pence Eats Alone & Little Mikey Flynn Wants Immunity

Pence Eats Alone

Pence eats alone, and apparently, only with dudes, per a story covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Comey stayed quiet about Russian shenanigans before the election and because of that, folks are saying Shitler should be shaking in…

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CrabDiving – Wed 032917 – Ivanka Trump White House Role & Nunes Fiction

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The Ivanka Trump White House role smelled of nepotism today as the Crabs mused over the soul of the nation’s First Daughter. Statements from the FBI contradicted the fiction spun by ninny Nunes regarding the House investigation of ties between the team…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032817 – Trump Environmental Order Garbage & Sessions v. Sanctuary Cities

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The Trump environmental order is found to be total garbage. Attorney General Jeff-Beau-Sess threatened sanctuary cities, cuz he’s a racist dickbag. Speaking of refugees and immigration, In terms of what Jesus would NOT do, loony racist Sheriff Hodgson suggested leaders…

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