CrabDiving – Mon 010217 – Russian Hacking & Morning Joe Hosts Trump-Suckers

The Russian hacking attack extended to the electrical grid of Vermont. Most Americans lack confidence in PEOTUS. Shitler made a few bucks selling tickets to his New Year’s Eve party. The Trump-sucking hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” went to the orangeĀ a-hole face’s December 31st shindig. Nancy Pelosi deemedĀ the GOP cowards regarding their Obamacare strategy. The Crabs learned Obama has an opportunity to nominate someone to SCOTUS. Dick Clark Productions denied they sabotaged Mariah Carey’s horrendous New Year’s Eve television appearance. A Texas lawmaker survived getting shot by a stray, celebratory bullet. The blonde Skesis, AKA Kellyanne Conway, went begging for money for Trump’s transition team. In a moment of “WTF,” Faux News apologized for getting the facts wrong about a food stamp story. Finally, Pat and Ryan came to the realization that Los Angeles is about to experience “the big one.” The podcasters learned they could get sucked into a bottomless hellacious crevice (not Ann Coulter).
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