CrabDiving – Tue 010317 – House Ethics Oxymoron & Secretary Of Agriculture Prayed A Drought Away

The House ethics oxymoron lunacy didn’t shock the Crabs in the least on Tuesday’s podcast. Megyn Kelly decided to leave Faux News and take her bleeding whatevers to NBC. Sales greatly increase for Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Hillary, along with Bill said they’d attend Shitler’s inauguration. Trump reissued threats regarding border crossings to General Motors. Ex-supermodel and anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy called out Mariah Carey for suggesting Dick Clark Productions purposely sabotaged it. Back in the day, Trump’s pick for Secretary of Agriculture once claimed prayer stopped a drought in the state in which he governed. A bunch of university professors protested the appointment of racist Jeff Sessions as Attorney General. Neo-Nazis were way butthurt because their fascist asses were banned from a restaurant. The Rockettes revealed how they turned down an invitation to perform at the inauguration of Trump.
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