CrabDiving – Wed 060116 – Alabama Teacher Gives Racist Test & Trump Calls Reporter a Sleaze!

Alabama teacher gives racist test

An Alabama teacher gives a racist test and it’s pretty creepy. Due to an acute case of straight, rich, Caucasian, male, white hot butt-hurt, Donald Trump is going medieval on the “sleazy” ass of the media. Bernie Sanders can’t make his…

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CrabDiving – Tue 053116 – Trump Attacks Press & Rush Limbaugh Wallows In White Butt Hurt

Trump Attacks Press

Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump attacks press members and it’s grand. Also, the orange balloon knot-face just got the endorsement of the tyrant in charge of North Korea. Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz are mos def not besties. In fact,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 053016 – Gohmert Gay Space Colonies & Congressman Goes Godly

Louie Gohmert Gay Space Colonies

On Memorial Day, the Crabs eagerly salute Gohmert gay space colonies and anticipate a Republicanish third party candidate, as coyly hinted at by long time Iraq War cheerleader and GOP-leaning ninny Bill Kristol. Former Attorney General Eric Holder says Edward…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 040816 – Azalea Banks v Palin & RIP Merle Haggard!

This hi-larious episode of The Hollywood Hick, comedian Brent Parris opines on:  Legendary Merle Haggard done went and passed away on his mothertruckin birthday, y’all. RIP Merle Haggard! Azalea Banks doles out a “sorry-not-sorry” to Sarah Palin in the midst…

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