CrabDiving – Wed 052516 – Hillary Clinton Emails & Trump Goes Full Vince Foster

Hillary Clinton emails

Hillary Clinton emails are again back in the news and lunatic Hillary haters are popping torrid, white stiffies. Bernie Sanders invites Cornel West to the Democratic Platform Committee. Does anyone even like Debbie Wasserman Schultz? While batting his orange eyelashes, Donald Trump…

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CrabDiving – Tue 052416 – Nazis Love Taylor Swift and Trump Hat-In-Baby-Hands

Nazis Love Taylor Swift

The Nazis love Taylor Swift and Trump, with one saying Tay Tay is a secret Nazi. Maybe the wispy pop star should be Donald’s running mate? Someone accidentally mentions the wrong “Bill,” while covering the trial of a serial rapist and…

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CrabDiving – Mon 052316 – FOX News Moron & Trump Hispanic Outreach Fail

FOX News Moron Jesse Watters

Fox news moron Jesse Watters delivers a “case of the Mondays” by taking a horrendous, steaming, hot RWNJ dump of ignorance upon the cable news airwaves. Officer Edward Nero acquitted of charges relating to the death of Freddie Gray. Clarence Thomas…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052016 – Pat Robertson Says Starve Drug Addicts & Twunt Tehran Tom

Pat Robertson it's ok if husband was accidentally gay once

Pat Robertson says starve drug addicts cuz Jeebus! Faithless Friday features shenanigans from Senator Tom Cotton, AKA “Tehran Tom.” Racist Trump delegates want to make America white again. Rednecks in Florida are bringing crocodiles to Murica out of pure ignorance and a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 051916 – GOP War On Women & Trump White Supremacist Delegates

GOP War On Women - CrabDiving

The GOP war on women rages and it’s fricking bananas. The conservatives in charge of Oklahoma want big-time dominion over the vagina! Democrats in the House of Representatives literally shame Republicans for blocking a bill that would protect the rights…

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