CrabDiving – Fri 013015 – Christians Behaving Badly, Paltrow Poon Pruned, Faithless Friday Celebrates Stephen Fry

Romney bails on 2016 election

The Crabs cover the following Friday headlines: Romney pushes the down button on his car elevator and parks his 2016 Presidential campaign in a disgustingly awesome garage; ebola…coming to a theatre near you, if you live in California; the Ganja-Gold-Rush is in full-effect in…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E012 Wed 012815 – Super Bowl 49 Prop Bet Special

It’s a very exclusive Super Bowl preview episode of the Daily Upper Decker Podcast. It’s the Super Bowl 49 prop bet special with their Indian intern, Rakesh. Call your bookies!   Podcast (daily-upper-decker): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts |…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 012715 – Harper Valley PTA in Alabama, Miss Beverly Hills Pops

Harper Valley PTA Barbara Eden

The Hick waxes eloquent on the following: a lesbian legislator from Alabama is ready to go all Harper Valley PTA on some bitches; Taylor Swift done got hacked; Lindsay Lohan… why is she still a thing?; guess who done and went and got…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012915 – Bieber Says Sorry Stupidly, Fox “News” Fails, Huckabee Is Horrendous

Texas anti Islam protest assholes

On this episode, the Crabs are reminded that RNWJ loony Bryan Fischer believes gays started the Nazi Party. Plus we learn the following: Justin Bieber, in his stupid vocal fry, baby voice, apologizes for existing; a dead person in North Carolina will tell…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012815 – Palin Pouty, Okla-Phobians, Jeb Bush Bear Fun

Sarah Palin on Hannity mad at FOX

The Crabs cover the following shenanigans: sad Sarah Palin feels like the quasi-right-wing Fox “News” is turning her into a joke; Alex Jones foresees a Cruz-Palin ticket in 2016; a white, racist county official in Virginia refers to a journalist…

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