On hump day, the crabs sink their pincers into the following stories: the new Muppets won’t be for kids; Pope Francis tangles with Murican Christo-ban ninnies; Faux News host like totally sucks; Walmart pharmacist in Taliban-esque Georgia refuses to dispense…
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Pat and Ryan fast-track the following topics on Thursday: Jeb Bush gonna get his Jesus on at Liberty University; the weekend warrior wanker that shot Eric Harris to death was up to some bullshit; the useless House opts to repeal…
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On Wednesday, the Crabs invade your ear-holes with these stories: NASA says it’s gettin’ hot in here; Kansas City has a really troubled bridge over water; Tennessee is nearly officially the Bible’s little bitch; Hillary is a regular Tommy Tune…
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On a very special episode of cops and teachers behaving real fucking badly, the Crabs cover the following: a big stupid xenophobic educator is busted handing out anti-Muslim propaganda; screw separation of church and state, come and get your Gideons…
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On #FaithlessFriday the Crabs pinch off the following headlines: Harvey Weinstein not charged with rape-y/ grope-y shenanigans; Dodd Frank for the win; one-percent-ers awarded for owning nice things; diction dandy Alan Keyes predicts Obama goes nuc-u-lear for a third term;…
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On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan deliver the following hot headlines: Chuy Garcia battles teacher-hating Rahm Emmanuel for the mayor-ship of the Second City; because they don’t live under the fear of burning in eternal Hades, war is declared on Atheists;…
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