The Crabs kick off the week with their usual hilarity and rage. Conservative ninny Pam Geller breeds hate which begets more hate. Limbaugh sounds exhausted as well as insane whenever he opens his walrus-like yap. Racist baller loses his mind and then…
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On today’s show, the Crabs wonder why our government just doesn’t shoot a crapload of morphine into the veins of the people barbarically sentenced to death. We also cover the following: Apple watch ain’t all that; Dog the Bounty Hunter…
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Tuesday’s Crabs include the following headlines: SCOTUS might end up on the right side of gay marriage; Twitter’s wallet thins a bit; Shep Smith at Faux News takes 0.0 crap from idiots like Eric Bolling; make my church sign in Okla-coma…
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On hump day, the crabs sink their pincers into the following stories: the new Muppets won’t be for kids; Pope Francis tangles with Murican Christo-ban ninnies; Faux News host like totally sucks; Walmart pharmacist in Taliban-esque Georgia refuses to dispense…
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Pat and Ryan fast-track the following topics on Thursday: Jeb Bush gonna get his Jesus on at Liberty University; the weekend warrior wanker that shot Eric Harris to death was up to some bullshit; the useless House opts to repeal…
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On Wednesday, the Crabs invade your ear-holes with these stories: NASA says it’s gettin’ hot in here; Kansas City has a really troubled bridge over water; Tennessee is nearly officially the Bible’s little bitch; Hillary is a regular Tommy Tune…
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