Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 083019 – British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies & FOX “News” Can’t Believe Comey’s Innocent

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats’ request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster. RWNJ dick-lord…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082219 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox & Trump’s Disapproval Rating Climbs

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be lying for money on FOX. The Trump Administration wants to detain migrant families indefinitely and Faux News defended this stance ridiculously. CNN reported G7 leaders dread dealing with Cheeto. Washington state Governor Jay Inslee called…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082119 – Trump Canceled A Denmark Trip Because They Won’t Sell Greenland & Florida Kinkajou Attack

Trump Canceled A Norway Trip Because They Won't Sell Greenland

Trump canceled a Denmark trip because they won’t sell Greenland. However, the real reason could be that Shitler doesn’t want to be upstaged by Obama’s visit later in the month to the Danish country. We learned from Cheeto he is,…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081519 – Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib & CVS Limits Birth Control

Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib

Israel banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib at the behest of racist Trump. Even AIPAC pushed back against Israel’s decision to ban the legislators. Senator Elizabeth Warren jumped out to a big lead in an Iowa Caucus poll. Another poll from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081419 – Steve King’s Rape and Incest Comments & Recession Signs Increasing

Steve King's Rape and Incest Comments

Steve King’s rape and incest comments earned the Nazi legislator a profane shaming from hosts of CrabDiving. Trump knows dick about the yield curve and surely we are headed for a nasty recession. The guards of Jeffrey Epstein were napping…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080919 – Gun Seller Walmart Removes Violent Video Game Promos & Tucker Carlson’s “Vacation”

Gun Seller Walmart Removes Violent Video Game Promos

Massive gun seller Walmart removes violent video games promos but leaves the personal weapons of mass destruction aisles well enough alone. Biden uttered some dumb racist crap. Supposedly, the number of presidential candidates to chose from are tiring Iowa voters.…

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