Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 050819 – Billion Dollar Loser Trump & House Committee Votes Barr In Contempt

billion dollar loser Trump

The billion dollar loser Trump received a crapload of criticism for horrendous real estate dealings discovered in Cheeto’s recently-revealed tax docs from the 80s and 90s. The treasonous White House cried executive privilege rather than submit Mueller Report materials to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050119 – Lying Bill Barr Must Resign & Biden Fear Drives Trump To Over 50 Crazy Tweets

lying Bill Barr must resign

Lying Bill Barr must resign is the call heard from adults after Billy’s bullcrap testimony to the senate regarding his fictional non-summary summary of the Mueller Report. During the hearing, Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse told Attorney General Barr he couldn’t…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042419 – Measles Cases Surge Thanks To Antivaxxers & Trump Rages Over Mueller Report

Measles cases surge thanks to antivaxxers. Trump wandered off the teleprompter during a speech about opioid abuse in what sounded like paranoia and delusion. Christo-nut Dave Daubenmire assured his mouth-breathing minions Hillary was indicted by jeebus. Apparently, Shitler lost his…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042319 – Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas & The Mueller Report Is A Best Seller

Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas

Trump defies congressional subpoenas just as any old totalitarian might. Secretary Clinton and Speaker Pelosi admitted Shitler may need to be impeached. Cheeto’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, in charge of peace in the Middle East, got shut down when the elitist…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041919 – To Impeach Or Not to Impeach & Loony Religious Nuts Fear Buttigieg

to impeach or not to impeach

To impeach or not to impeach was the question soundly answered by presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. Democrats in the House are inexplicably stymied by the impeachment dilemma. Shitler shamed former White House Counsel Don McGahn for taking the notes, evidenced…

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