Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 070819 – Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Sex Trafficking & USA Wins Women’s World Cup

Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Sex Trafficking

The headline “Jeffrey Epstein arrested for sex trafficking” is surely causing dirtbags on his client list to sweat bullets. Trump-sucking AG Billy Barr recused himself from the Epstein case. Soccer champ Megan Rapinoe was awarded the Golden Boot and Ball…

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CrabDiving – Fri 070519 – Trump’s Revolutionary War Airports & JFK Jr. Failed To Fulfill QAnon Loons’ Dreams

Trump's Revolutionary War Airports

Trump’s Revolutionary War airports fail inspired a prolific stream of hilarious memes of George Washington types defending the likes of JFK and DFW. The yuge earthquake north of Los Angeles may have actually increased stress along a notorious faultline. Ivana…

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CrabDiving – Tue 070219 – Trump Administration Census Question Fail & Conservative Loons Boycott Nike Again

Trump Administration Census Question Fail

The Trump administration census question fail happened, as the government announced it will be printing the forms without a citizenship question. The Republican Czar of Arizona nixed tax breaks for Nike’s new plant in his state because the shoe company…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070119 – Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20 & Donald Wants July 4th Tanks

Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20

Ivanka Trump got ignored at the G20 and the memes that ensued were brutal. A particularly painful video showed the first daughter sadly attempting to speak with grown-up G20 diplomats. Shitler demanded tanks for his totalitarian military-style parade. We learned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062819 – Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling & Harris Dunked on Biden

Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling

Trump and Putin joked about election meddling at the G20 in Japan. The United States Women’s Soccer Team won the quarterfinals for the World Cup, defeating France. A dangerous heat wave is torturing Europe. The Crabs analyzed night two of…

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