Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 082318 – Sessions Fights Back Against Trump & Tongues-Speaking Pro-Trump Preacher

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As evil AG gollum Jeff Sessions fights back against Trump, clutching massive pearls over the suggestion the DOJ was politically motivated under his reign, Trump declared the market would crash if his treasonous, orange pumpkin head were impeached. The National…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082218 – Hannity Hilariously Defends Trump & Another GOP Rep. Indicted

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Hannity hilariously defends Trump and the Crabs played the ridiculous butt-kissing from the conservative neck-less ejaculate bag. Trump confessed by mistake during a particularly vapid interview with the Nazi enablers of Fox and Friends. Shitler blamed slimy, racist Sessions for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 082118 – Trump’s Really Bad Day & Crooked Zinke Caught Selling Off Public Lands

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Trump’s really bad day was covered on the CrabDiving Podcast with much glee and fanfare. Shitler’s former Campaign Chairman was found guilty on eight freaking counts. The Donald’s lawyer Michael Cohen said he made illegal campaign contributions at the behest…

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