Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Thu 051415 – Knockers No More On A Picasso, Jon Stewart & Keith Olbermann Drop Mics, Nestle CEO Sucks

FOX blurs Picasso breasts

Pat and Ryan cover the following stories on today’s show:  Nestle CEO sucks, wants to bottle more water and watch the human race slowly die of thirst.  Somebody get Catalina Island a drink #literally.  Jeb Bush tries even harder to have…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051315 – Free The Nipple, Many Republicans Are Stupid, Police Pistols In Pisser

The Crabs cover the deadly Amtrak accident in Philadelphia, along with the following RWNJ train wrecks: A drowned pastor is a victim of #faithfail.  Rick Santorum believes anti-choice jerk-offs aren’t trying hard enough.  Christo-ninnies no longer allowed to teach abstinence only cuz…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051215 – Racist Says Buh-Bye To Obamaville, Glenn Beck Whitesplains FLOTUS’ Racism

goodbye Obamaville

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Senate Dems ain’t down with TPP.  A mayor is elected with the number “1” in front of his age.  RWNJs such as Glenn Beck consider free community college slavery.  Glenn Beck whitesplains the racism…

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CrabDiving – Thu 050715 – Queen Power, Draining Mayoral Vein, Rick Wiles Declares Obama Uncircumcised

Queen decides Prime Minister

Pat and Ryan cover Queen Power and lots more stories on Thursday.  The Queen of England can actually do shit.  Canada not sucking on Koch-like teats.  The government doesn’t have the right to listen to your calls no matter what the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 050515 – Ablow Wants Vagina Veto Power, Beck Yearns For Velvet Fist, America Really Bad To Moms

keith ablow outnumbered

The Crabs learn that America ranks number fucking 33 out of the world in its treatment of its mothers. Keith Ablow wants vagina veto, man-splaining how he wants a woman’s right to choose.  Mitch McConnell isn’t trying as hard to vaporize Iran.  The ridic…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050415 – Pam Geller Breeds Hate, Chuck Norris To the Non-Rescue, Boring Orgy Statue

Mark Chatterly sculpture town called Orgy Statue

The Crabs kick off the week with their usual hilarity and rage.  Conservative ninny Pam Geller breeds hate which begets more hate.  Limbaugh sounds exhausted as well as insane whenever he opens his walrus-like yap.  Racist baller loses his mind and then…

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