Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Fri 032015 – Mega-Dump On Mega-Church, Fukushima Fuked, Abortion Is Causing Drought?

California drought map Jan 2015

This #FaithlessFriday, Pat and Ryan take a mega-dump on a mega-church pastor without the pleasantries of Saran Wrap. We also cover these stories: a Catholic church in San Francisco does the bare fucking minimum for the homeless; California wave bu-bye to H20;…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031115 – Oklahoma Quits Marriage, Jerk Jindal Wants A Biden Sorry, Bible in Texas Schools

Texas high school prayer - CrabDiving

On Wednesday, the Crabs pinch off the following tales of RWNJ buffoon-ary: good riddance police to chief Thomas Jackson of Ferguson; Okla-coma is so scared of gay marriage, the knuckle-draggers in the state house decided to get rid of weddin’ licenses altogether; nobody…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030315 – Netanyahu Nazi Reference, Beastly Bigoted Benhams, Sodomite Suppression Act

Sodomite Supression Act California ballot initiative submission

Laugh along as Ryan and Pat comment on Benjamin Netanyahu, who preached Iranian hellfire and proved Godwin’s Law to the morons of Congress. Then The Crabs charge through the following:  Behnam bigots claim the Cubs cure The Gay; their sire, vile Flip Benham, Christo-terrorizes an…

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