On CrabNation, we learn Glenn Beck could be convinced that Jesus was married #colormeinterested. Plus we cover the following stories: moronic Michigan Mayor won’t let the atheists set up a booth next to the “prayer station” in city hall #ETPhoneHome;…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…
CrabNation Monday is welcomed with these headlines: youngsters are learning from the past and opting to not get down on one knee; the plague is in Colorado, y’all #savethestoners; there’s still running water in Detroit #relax; gay marriage enters stage…
CrabNation busts out the following tales of #Murica on this episode: don’t look now but evil Koch tentacles are slithering into our schools; Bob Beckel, the one “lib” on Faux News, is a simpleton; the KKK tries to sweeten up…
North Carolina representative Rene Ellmers shat forth some more of that great GOP outreach stuff on a recent panel regarding women and the Republican Party. The second-term congressperson would really appreciate it if the men-folk would change their messaging for the…
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…