Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Mon 070819 – Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Sex Trafficking & USA Wins Women’s World Cup

Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Sex Trafficking

The headline “Jeffrey Epstein arrested for sex trafficking” is surely causing dirtbags on his client list to sweat bullets. Trump-sucking AG Billy Barr recused himself from the Epstein case. Soccer champ Megan Rapinoe was awarded the Golden Boot and Ball…

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CrabDiving – Fri 070519 – Trump’s Revolutionary War Airports & JFK Jr. Failed To Fulfill QAnon Loons’ Dreams

Trump's Revolutionary War Airports

Trump’s Revolutionary War airports fail inspired a prolific stream of hilarious memes of George Washington types defending the likes of JFK and DFW. The yuge earthquake north of Los Angeles may have actually increased stress along a notorious faultline. Ivana…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070119 – Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20 & Donald Wants July 4th Tanks

Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20

Ivanka Trump got ignored at the G20 and the memes that ensued were brutal. A particularly painful video showed the first daughter sadly attempting to speak with grown-up G20 diplomats. Shitler demanded tanks for his totalitarian military-style parade. We learned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062819 – Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling & Harris Dunked on Biden

Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling

Trump and Putin joked about election meddling at the G20 in Japan. The United States Women’s Soccer Team won the quarterfinals for the World Cup, defeating France. A dangerous heat wave is torturing Europe. The Crabs analyzed night two of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062519 – Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him “Retarded” & Falwell Jr. Is A Garbage Person

Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him Retarded

Trump threatened obliteration after Iran called him “retarded.” Consumer confidence dropped to the lowest levels since September 2017. Migrant kids held at a particularly heinous Trump concentration camp were temporarily moved for the sake of optics. Wayfair faced protests from…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062419 – Deplorable Migrant Children Centers Conditions & Oregon GOP Still MIA

Deplorable Migrant Children Center Conditions

Deplorable migrant children centers conditions have proved shameful and it seems the Trump Administration’s faux pro-life stance doesn’t extend to non-white kids separated by zero tolerance. The fascists at ICE postponed their Gestapo style round-ups of our undocumented brothers and…

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