The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 021016 – Delmon Young Chokes Valet & Fantasy Felon League

The Daily Upper Decker covers all the funny headlines (like this week’s Delmon Young Chokes Valet & Fantasy Felon League stuff) and ridiculous stories in sports, except soccer. The biggest story this Sunday night wasn’t how shitty Super Bowl 50 was but rather how Major League Baseball free agent psycho Delmon Young got arrested for choking and threatening to kill a valet attendant. That got Tommy thinking, so he called in Gary Dudak from Mandatory and Dutch McTavish from Waupaca in order to conduct the first ever DUD Fantasy Athletes Getting Arrested League Draft where teams will get points only if their players get arrested. Let’s go felonies! Tune in every week for a brand new edition of the Daily Upper Decker. Delmon Young Chokes Valet

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