Brent Parris, the Hollywood Hick, returns to regale and opine for your ear pleasure! It’s a tough week for airlines, y’all. United Airlines done messed it up by dragging that man off their plane, and American had a near brawl after a flight attendant hit a woman with a stroller. A Tennessee teacher accused of kidnapping a 15 year-old student was arrestorated at a “clothing optional” resort in California. Aaron Hernandez done went and killed hisself in jail. Don’t be jealous, bitches, cuz a Hick is off to see Lisa Lisa, Bell Biv DeVoe, Poison and more at Long Beach Freestyle Festival.