Pat’s posts
Fake journalist, fake scandals. FOX “News” king oaf Bill O’Reilly interviewed President Obama before the Super Bowl and managed to nail the Commander In Chief on… absolutely nothing. Blowhard Bill safely hit all the right-wing wacko talking points that his…
Weatherman – now “Weather Ninja” – Jim Cantore fended off a brutal collegiate asswipe attack on the air. The intrepid meteorologist was callously sent out by his Weather Channel corporate overlords to do a live remote from brutal, frigid Charleston, South…
How dare you, CNN. What an insult to esteemed Senator Bernie Sanders to make him lower himself and debate that mega-idiot Michele Bachmann. Next time we suggest the Republicans send a more intelligent representative of their side, like maybe Louie…
So civil rights-hating Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona has turned his jails into some sort of creepy, fascist, “patriotic” indoctrination camps? The loony lawman put American flags in the cells, plays the national anthem in the mornings and God Bless…
Pop star and growing shithead Justin Bieber was arrested today in Florida for drag racing, DUI, and resisting arrest (without violence). The miscreant performer was said to have been initially belligerent with the police, but mellowed out once he got his saggy-pantsed…
Nothing pisses off this Crab more than the legions of idiots denying the existence of global climate change, except maybe the legion of idiots denying evolution. According to a report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, 2013 tied for fourth…