CrabDiving - Mon 012317 - Kellyanne Conway Alternative Facts & Sean Spicer v. Dippin' Dots

The Kellyanne Conway alternative facts saga continued on this second episode of the CrabDiving Podcast recorded under the oppressive Trump regime. Committed Dippin’ Dots hater and Press Secretary Sean Spicer said he would never mean to lie to the American people, nor would he sway from his current position on the future ice cream. Shitler’s CIA speech irritated the CIA. The orange a-hole face, along with a cabal of white dudes, decided to screw with women’s reproductive rights through an executive order. Speaking of executive orders, Trump puked forth three on his first official Monday as POTUS. Twitler gave the finger to Murcia when Skeksis mouthpiece Kellyanne Conway informed the universe Trump ain’t turning over this tax returns. Big, gross, fat, white Newt Gingrich called for Madonna’s arrest. South Dakota lawmakers are trying to save their state from some pesky ethics laws.