It seems like Trump executive time takes up the better part of PEEOTUS’ day, according to leaked reports from the White House. The embattled black-faced (or white hooded) governor may jeopardize the Dems’ legislative control in Virginia. The Patriots beat the Rams in a mucho boring Super Bowl. We were reminded our rapist-in-chief is so dumb he thinks Nepal is pronounced “nipple.” The Sacklers, owners of Oxycontin maker Purdue are being sued for withholding harmful info about the addictiveness of the painkiller. Russian troll accounts that pushed Qanon theories have been purged from Twitter. Creationist young-Earther loons were denied access to the rocks in the Grand Canyon for “scientific” research. In other “Q” news, crackpot Liz Crokin called for vigilante justice if mass arrests of prominent child molesters don’t happen ASAP. Finally, the Crabs reviewed evidence that proves baking soda actually removes odors from your fridge.
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