Pat and Ryan were trapped in the stupid Trump wall zone on this episode of the cussing progressive podcast. People that actually live at the border told the press Shitler’s Southern border was total crap. A wall prototype was easily sliced through with a common power saw. The Cheeto went to the creepy dark side when discussing details about human trafficking, even describing the type of tape kidnappers employ to restrain women. Man-baby pitched a tantrum over reports that he pitched a tantrum at the shutdown meeting with Chuck and Nancy. Trump’s former attorney will testify publicly to Congress about bad stuff he did with when he worked for the former Miss Universe Pageant owner. Soccer baller Cristiano Ronaldo has been accused of rape and must submit DNA to authorities in Vegas. Nazi-esque Republican legislator Steve King whined about the disparaging of the terms “white nationalism” and “white supremacy.” The Crabs also learned the racist load lawmaker from Iowa already has a GOP challenger for the next primary. A tremendous idiotic loadasauras on InfoWars moronically suggested positive stories about progressives like AOC most likely contributed to the death of Heather Heyer in Chancellorsville. Urns filled with human ashes washed up on a Netherlands beach. Loser conserva-twunt Mark Taylor proclaimed the blue-wave during the midterms was actually a sting operation meant to expose voter fraud. A substitute teacher slathered human waste all over a pavilion that had been reserved for a child’s birthday party, cuz Florida. 
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